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Singh Street Style

10915240 364180310428314 3208893728342825388 nMr Singh walked into a bank in Central London and asks for the loan officer. 

He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000. 

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. 

Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. 

An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. 

Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the £5, 000 and the interest, which comes to £15. 41. 

The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled sir. While you were away on business, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire! What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow £5, 000?"

Mr Singh replied, "Where else in Central London can I park my car for two weeks for £15 ?

Senior TXTing funnies

4422205037 dcd2b57da7SMS and texts are not just the realm of generation mellenial, we older folks love some shortcuts on the phone or tablet!

However, we are not sure the kids get what we mean - so here is a "TXT" dictionary for you to help figure out what some of those pesky characters mean!

BFF: Best Friend Fainted 

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth 

CBM: Covered by Medicare

FWB: Friend with Beta-blockers

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!